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Feb 20

Soylent green is people

And if the triple bypass burger doesn’t kill ya, the test tube version may.. For real,there is a good possibility that the first test tube hamburger will be produced this year.. Charleton Heston has left us on earth, but I’m inclined to remind you all that he screamed that Soylent Green was people. No one believed him. What will your test tube burger be? And can you order it well?


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Jan 27
…the ghostly image that haunts.. trick of the lenses or a glimpse of the fringe?

Demolition crews snap ghostly photograph in house before it gets destroyed..

…the ghostly image that haunts.. trick of the lenses or a glimpse of the fringe?

Demolition crews snap ghostly photograph in house before it gets destroyed..


Jan 10

Now that the election just got boring, other news comes to mind

It has been a day of oddity from sea to sea. That’s what earth is all about: Living through strange times in a strange world.

Enjoy the links.. like 1000 points of light in a dark time:

Colorado Student Banned from Yearbook Over Racy Photo .. wonder what she was voted? Most likely to succeed? Or most likely to appear nude? Which may be the same in itself..

Marijuana doesn’t harm lung function, study found … but I suppose a weight gain study should be next.

Furor in Greece over pedophilia as a disability .. Lots of creepy pedophiles across the earth suddenly want to move to Greece.

A horrible story from Arkansas.. Ark. woman stabbed granddaughter killed self.. 

Don’t think this sounds good.. Gulf states prepare for war

Powerful quake off Indonesia

No joke: ‘Shithouse Restaurant’ in Beijing has customers queuing up


Jan 9

Jan 7
You may have seen the show.. you may have been revolted by it, like me.. you maybe still watch anyway.. but the most interesting of charges are now coming about.. Are Toddlers and Tiaras mothers DOPING their daughters? Girls’ drinks spiked with ‘pageant crack and go-go juice’ in most shocking scenes yet..

You may have seen the show.. you may have been revolted by it, like me.. you maybe still watch anyway.. but the most interesting of charges are now coming about.. Are Toddlers and Tiaras mothers DOPING their daughters? Girls’ drinks spiked with ‘pageant crack and go-go juice’ in most shocking scenes yet..


Jan 5

Let me reinforce something..

Pepsi is defending itself in a lawsuit by saying a mouse can turn to a ‘jelly-like goo’ in a can of Mountain Dew.

Did you read that?

Once again: A mouse can turn to a ‘jelly-like goo’ in a can of Mountain Dew.

Is it the brominated vegetable oil? Squit that one. Dew it up. Have fun!


…the man from Mars.
Just when you thought Barack Obama was from Kenya, consider this: Rumors are rampant that he was a part of a CIA Darpa project to explore Mars through time travel.
…sure it sounds strange. Maybe we need to re-look at that birth certificate. 

…the man from Mars.

Just when you thought Barack Obama was from Kenya, consider this: Rumors are rampant that he was a part of a CIA Darpa project to explore Mars through time travel.

…sure it sounds strange. Maybe we need to re-look at that birth certificate. 


Time cloaking

It sounds like the topic of a science fiction novel.. Scientists now have mastered “temporal cloaking” .. Which means the manipulation of light in a way that makes it appear as if 50 trillionths of a second never happened. 

If they expand the gay they could make the cloak that has been long sought after.
And long feared.
And long doubted.

We are living in amazing times.. but times that scare the hell out of me. 


Jan 4
That’s why the lady is a tramp?
Some interesting news now as housekeepers speak about Lady Gaga’s stay at a lavish London hotel last summer. Apparently a large red pool was discovered in the bathtub — was her blood after a satanic ritual or a weird costume stage prop?
The edge of glory indeed. 
We know Lady Gaga is strange.. but could it be? Some weird bloody occult Odyssey in a hotel room? Would she be so brash? ..a bathtub full of blood?
No rubber ducky.. No fun. Instead just blood lust.
Or just crazy housekeepers talking to the media. 
We may never know. Until the tell-all autobiography or biography some day in the near future…..

That’s why the lady is a tramp?

Some interesting news now as housekeepers speak about Lady Gaga’s stay at a lavish London hotel last summer. Apparently a large red pool was discovered in the bathtub — was her blood after a satanic ritual or a weird costume stage prop?

The edge of glory indeed. 

We know Lady Gaga is strange.. but could it be? Some weird bloody occult Odyssey in a hotel room? Would she be so brash? ..a bathtub full of blood?

No rubber ducky.. No fun. Instead just blood lust.

Or just crazy housekeepers talking to the media. 

We may never know. Until the tell-all autobiography or biography some day in the near future…..


Dec 26

For those traveling down the windmills of the mind after dark..

In only moments George Knapp is going to host Coast To Coast AM .. his topic: Weird things photographed on the moon, and a former NASA photo manager claims it got him fired. Interesting if true. And if not, still interesting to listen to in the wee hours of the evening. So put the Christmas fire out, get a pot of coffee, and listen to the static of the AM radio..


Dec 17

Apples from heaven

No not at an example of God’s goodness. But instead one of strange activity on earth.

The UK DAILY MAIL reporting that a strange vortex around a fruit farm led to a mini tornado of apples.. traffic was forced to grind to a halt..


Oct 30

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