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Ouch! An article slams Katy Perry, and a lot more: Katy Perry - The Boredom Of Whoredom
While it’s a nasty article, it’s extremely well written and after I was done, I couldn’t help but nodding in some sort of ‘old man’ sense of agreement. 
The quote from TakiMag’s article that stuck with me the most: 


Today, Katy Perry is married to former sex addict Russell Brand and dances around a Candyland gameboard dressed like Bettie Page shooting whipped cream out of her tits. Millions of little girls love her, filling arenas to max capacity. Some of them even got up onstage the other night to sing along:

Last Friday nightWe went streaking in the parkSkinny dipping in the darkThen had a ménage à trois



I have a son now… I have a child. A true child. Someone who will hear these words and maybe ask me what they mean. So forgive me for my sudden prudishness, but now I question some of pop culture. 
When I walk around a store and see lingerie-type underwear for young girls I wonder if pedophiles are behind it.. I wonder if the guy looking at my son at a supermarket is … someone that should stay away. I am protective. Which is natural. So when  I hear Katy Perry’s words, I think different as a dad than I would has a non-dad.
But sorry… I still like Ke$ha. Don’t know why. 
In the end, I just hope my son likes my taste in music: Billy Joel, Native American, Rag Time, Simple Plan, Lady Gaga, 70s and .. yes, Kesha. 

Ouch! An article slams Katy Perry, and a lot more: Katy Perry - The Boredom Of Whoredom

While it’s a nasty article, it’s extremely well written and after I was done, I couldn’t help but nodding in some sort of ‘old man’ sense of agreement. 

The quote from TakiMag’s article that stuck with me the most: 

Today, Katy Perry is married to former sex addict Russell Brand and dances around a Candyland gameboard dressed like Bettie Page shooting whipped cream out of her tits. Millions of little girls love her, filling arenas to max capacity. Some of them even got up onstage the other night to sing along:

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois


I have a son now… I have a child. A true child. Someone who will hear these words and maybe ask me what they mean. So forgive me for my sudden prudishness, but now I question some of pop culture. 

When I walk around a store and see lingerie-type underwear for young girls I wonder if pedophiles are behind it.. I wonder if the guy looking at my son at a supermarket is … someone that should stay away. I am protective. Which is natural. So when  I hear Katy Perry’s words, I think different as a dad than I would has a non-dad.

But sorry… I still like Ke$ha. Don’t know why. 

In the end, I just hope my son likes my taste in music: Billy Joel, Native American, Rag Time, Simple Plan, Lady Gaga, 70s and .. yes, Kesha. 


Jan 1
Katy Perry’s New Year begins this way:
Her husband Russell Brand tweeted a photo of her without any makeup on.
…But as her lyrics read, I guess he loves her without any makeup on. But it shocks us. Shocks us to know that .. well.. she looks like US! Without makeup..
Maybe Katy Kerry is a lot like us after all. A real firework.

Katy Perry’s New Year begins this way:

Her husband Russell Brand tweeted a photo of her without any makeup on.

…But as her lyrics read, I guess he loves her without any makeup on. But it shocks us. Shocks us to know that .. well.. she looks like US! Without makeup..

Maybe Katy Kerry is a lot like us after all. A real firework.


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