Posts tagged america
…land of the free…
Home of the brave..
Pepper spray for all
Unless you behave.
America, for all its flaws and mistakes, is still the best place to live. Because after all, where else in the world can you point out your country’s flaws and mistakes and not go to jail or be killed..?
Enjoy all.. Cook out. Light fireworks. Be safe. And sing a song of American pride.
Goodnight America. Just don’t say goodbye to America.
Who owns America, and consequently, you?
China 20.4%..
Japan 20.2%
England 12.4%
Oil exports 5%
And the list goes on, with some fine folks like Brazil, Caribbean Bankers, Hong Kong, and the friends to the North in Canada.
You can find the full amount of information on our owners here..
Now hopefully if our dollar keeps crashing none of the owners will try to collect on the debt…
Conspiracy theories abound online!
Was Ricky Gervais kicked off stage after offensive Golden Globe jokes hit Hollywood stars hard?
He insists no, but it hasn’t stopped the speculation.
As a fond admirer of the British press, I love the way the UK DAILY MAIL is reporting on the Globes’ jokes:
Ricky Gervais today insisted he had not been banned from the Golden Globes after subjecting a room full of speechless American stars to lewd jibes at last night’s ceremony.
He vanished from the stage in the middle of the awards show, leading to speculation that he had been carpeted. Viewers said that when he returned some time later he looked subdued.
A spokesperson for the comedian today called rumours he was chastised by bosses ‘utter rubbish’ fueled by ‘Twitter speculation.’
Gervais insists the the mood backstage was ‘great’ and his extended time away from the camera was planned.
The Brits especially love when Americans are speechless.
